The Dark Knight Rinses

Does anybody else forget that Channel Five is there? I seem to remember there was a time when it was the only place you could see House and in it's very earliest days it was a good place for teenage boys of the pre-broadband era to catch a fleeting glance of a lady's rudey bits, but beyond that the channel has never really provided a reason to switch over to it. I therefore cocked an eyebrow in a manner that was both roguish and quizzical when I learnt that one of the bigger American imports of the year was to be screened there. Gotham, for anyone who doesn't know, is a Batman television show minus the god-damn Batman. rather it follows a young James Gordon as he explores the city's underworld, having times and solving crimes, particularly the murder of one Thomas and Martha Wayne.

Given that the nearest thing that Batman has to a superpower is a trust fund and a willingness to punch bad guys in the throat, when you remove him from the equation what you're left with is pretty much a straight police drama. That said Gotham is hardly The Wire. While it's a million miles from the camp glory of the Adam West show the setting still has to be presented in such a way that cosplayers knocking lumps off each other at some point in the future doesn't seem too out there. A better reference point would probably be Sin City; it's dark and gritty, but its designer dark and gritty; a facsimile of tough guy tropes and detective drama archetypes. Not that this is a criticism. The 90's cartoon, which was the absolute tits, had the same sort of Diet Raymond Chandler thing going on and one of Gotham's strongest attributes is the city that frames all the running around: part 1970's New York shit-tip, part film noir sound-stage, fully realised and wonderfully timeless. It's just a shame the producers get a bit over excited and ram references to the Batman universe in your face, pulling you rather sharply out of the experience.

Ben McKenzie is strong in the lead role. Granted, he doesn't really fit my own personal idea of a young Jim Gordon, but he's got a solid, burly presence and manages to portray a moral idealist without coming over like a naive tit. I'm less enamoured with Sean Pertwee, whose geezerish take on Alfred Pennyworth just seems a bit daft, but it's early days. The child actors don't embarrass themselves The standout however is Robin Lord Taylor's Oswald Cobblepot (or the Penguin if you prefer - which he doesn't) striking a great balance clammy menace, wimpy self pity and the surly bitterness of a dog that's been kicked too much. He's repellent, but the fact that there's something intangibly off about him also makes him fascinating. He's easily the best thing about a pilot episode that is, for the most part, merely okay.

Picture pinched from Paul Hostetler over at Deviantart

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I haven't had the opportunity to read Richard Flanagan's Man Book prize winning The Narrow Road to the Deep North, although I have just finished fellow nominee Joshua Ferris's To Rise Again at a Decent Hour. The plot follows Paul O'Rourke, a dentist who is shaken out of his existential funk when a stranger begins impersonating him online and uses his identity to proselytise in the name of an obscure religion.

The conflict in the novel, such as it is, is between the protagonist's secular and spiritual side. Paul is instinctively and intellectually an atheist, yet he's aware of a gap in his life that aches like a dry socket. He tries filling the hole with various hobbies and ephemera, but ultimately finds that the banjo is no route to beatification. the problem is compounded by the fact that he lacks any sort of defined identity and he blatantly - if unconsciously - covets the sense of place and history that those around him have. This results in him trying to appropriate the cultural heritage of his various lovers. Fine. Until he starts pulling stunts like, apropos of nothing, lecturing his girlfriend's (very Jewish) uncle on the history of anti-semitism.

Cue the mysterious Seir Design, who set up a website in Paul's name, and the Ulm religion of the Amalekites, a religion which seems tailor made for a man like Paul, being both Abrahamic faith whose one and only commandment is that adherents remain sceptical of God at all times and one that provides him with an access all areas pass to a history and a culture that stretches back to biblical times (and an oppressed one to boot! That's like 75 extra points on the whiteliberalometer!). I did wonder if the Ulm religion (discussions of which take up a significant percentage of the book's word count) functions  as a sort of parody of Scientology; a quick and easy shot of significance and theological soothing for those spiritually bereft who also happen to have a lot of spare cash sloshing around their bank accounts). Ultimately though what little comfort Paul finds is not from looking inward, or even outward, but from directly in front of him. For most of the narrative Paul is utterly dismissive of social media (he consistently refers to smartphones as 'me-machines', which gets more than a little irritating towards the end) and cannot wrap his head around the fact that a client (random dickhead)  is willing to dismiss his (trained professional) advice purely on then strength of a vague, ill defined feeling of wellness, the joke being, of course, that he's just as inward looking and self obsessed as those he derides. This all builds to a moment of epiphany where  (OMG! SPOILER ALERT! LOOK AWAY NOW! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!) he buys a baseball cap with the logo of a bollocks sports team on it

I'm not surprised Ferris was nominated for the Booker Prize. To Rise Again at a Decent Hour is well written, pertinent and, occasionally, very funny. I'm also not surprised it didn't win either. The book is extremely digressive, wandering off into extended faux biblical passages about the history of the Amalekites, which clash with the rest of the text in terms of language and tone and act as a major drag on the narrative. There's also the fact that, as relevant and timely as Paul's pains may be, they're very much first world problems, which results in him come across a bit like Holden Caulfield going through his mid life crisis. Maybe that floats your boat and if it does all power to you, but ultimately To Rise Again at a Decent Hour feels far longer than a 340 page novel should.

Love and Fishes

Dave Denton

Busting Makes Me Feel Good

It transpires that we are under attack. I refer not to any terrorist group or  or nation state, but the army of black eyed ghost children that have apparently apparated around the world, at least according to The Daily Star. The Star is hardly a paper of record. It is a paper for those who get thinky pains when trying to read The Sun. It long ago abandoned any pretence at actual journalism in preference of regurgitating reality TV press releases, creatively interpreting human interest stories from local newspapers (Elvis impersonator skateboards down Snowdonia, that kind of thing) and, when all that's been tried, straight out fucking lying. Therefore National Enquirer-esque stories about the undead are hardly new ground and barelyworth commenting on. What is noteworthy is the way they've been hammering away at it. Over the past fortnight it's been on the front cover at least half a dozen times, probably more.

Although, to be fair, fuck all else was going on during this time

The Not Honking Around Crew

(l-r) portraits by Richard Twose, Thomas Ganter and David John Kassan

The entry's for the 2014 BP Portrait Award rolled into town on Friday. Sunderland, it turns out, is the only English city outside of London that'll be hosting the exhibition, which was rather surprising but also nice. Given that you can't really moan about there being nothing of interest in town and then not bother when something does show up, I had a wander over to the Museum and Winter gardens where it's taking place. Now, I don't know a lot about art, but I know what I like  and what I like is puppy dogs and jelly babies. Sadly, neither of those things were on offer, but the various portraits were very good also. Plus you can totally tell it's proper art because some of the models have got their boobs out. Had a wander around the rest of the museum which in addition to the usual interactive displays and wax dummies dressed as pit yakkers has a couple of pieces by Lowery and a Sikh war turban on loan from the British Museum which, at nearly two foot high, struck me as utterly impractical for fighting in, Well worth an hour or so of anybody's time, so if you find yourself in the area go have a squint.

I Am But a Man

Just a quick post made mainly out of a sense of obligation. Had very many admirable intentions this week, but these have been rendered obsolete by the betrayal of my own body as I once again succumbed to the poorly ills. I am currently rolling around, clutching my head and expunging various fluids, while those around me roll their eyes and tell me, please - just once in my life - nut the fuck up and stop being such a wimp.

Not that I've not done owt.  Of course I have. I lead an exciting and glamorous life. I've been out socialising, failing to break into hospitals and worrying sheep, because that, dear reader, is how I roll. I've also had many deep and important thoughts about how to restore legitimacy to goverment in an era of declining political participation, why it is that cows look forward to getting milked and made the absolutely hilarious observation that ISIS is both the name of a nihlistic jihadi death cult and the name of the spy agency in chucklesome American animation Archer. It's just that I currently lack the energy to write about any of this.

I also fully intended to add another page to Rag and Bone, but due to my mortal frailty managed to complete a single panel (above). I know. You're devastated. But be patient and more will follow. In the interim I'm off to find my enemies and sneeze on them

Love and Fishes

Dave Denton

It's Dangerous to go Alone

Dah duh, diddle dee dah, diddle dee dah, diddle dee dah dah dah

I wouldn't really describe myself as a gamer. I mean, I play then. I'm a young(ish) person in the early 21st century. Of course I do. But I rarely stray far from the shallows of general gamer culture and what little understanding I have of developments and issues in the industry comes from a combination of cultural osmosis and knocking around with people who actually do know their Fox McCloud's from their Naughty Dogs. This is partly down to the fact that gaming tends to be an absolutely massive time sink, time that on reflection, I would rather spend doing other things. However, one franchise that I usually will make time for is the Legend of Zelda series, which I have a huge amount of affection for. You could call this the 'dibs' principle. Links Awakening on the Gameboy was the first time I realized that a game could engage you emotionally, that it could subvert your expectations and that it could play around with themes of perception and reality*. By simple virtue of being the first game I ever played that actually bothered to throw in some art alongside the entertainment the series still holds my interest twenty plus years later. A new instalment was released on Friday, which has prompted my ramblings and the above doodles of Link, the game's protagonist.

A Parcel of Rogues

You can't go, Scotland. David Bowie will cry!

I admit, I don't spend a huge amount of time writing about things outside the realm of pop culture ephemera or my own mundane goings on. This is not because I don't have an opinion, but because those opinions are basically the equivalent of a fart in a hurricane, nobody notices them and nobody cares. Still there are big things afoot in the grown up world of current events insomuch as the state that I was born and raised in - the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - may - depending on how the people of Scotland vote on the 18th - soon cease to exist. In its place will be an independent Scotland and whatever we decide to call the rest of the country (Rump UK / Betty and Phil's place / The Anglo-Celt Experience feat. Cornwall). Given that this is potentially the biggest constitutional shake-up this country will go through in my lifetime, I though I may at least comment on it.

Work in Progress

I've had a bit fiddle on with the blog. The eagle eyed among you will notice that there's now a button labelled Dave Stuff at the top of the page, which leads to a page from which you can navigate to various writings and drawings without trawling through endless blog archives. You may not necessarily want to, but the option now exists. There's a few bits and pieces of additional content there, which I'll be adding to over time. This addition, which I imagine most people would find ridiculously easy, has taken me a silly amount of time, proving once again that I have the same aptitude for computers as lungfish do for major league baseball. Still, God loves a trier. It's very much a work in progress, so apologies if it's all a bit scrappy looking at the minute. I'll get there in the end, even if I take the scenic route.