It transpires that we are under attack. I refer not to any terrorist group or or nation state, but the army of black eyed ghost children that have apparently apparated around the world, at least according to
The Daily Star. The Star is hardly a paper of record. It is a paper for those who get thinky pains when trying to read
The Sun. It long ago abandoned any pretence at actual journalism in preference of regurgitating reality TV press releases, creatively interpreting human interest stories from local newspapers (Elvis impersonator skateboards down Snowdonia, that kind of thing) and, when all that's been tried, straight out fucking lying. Therefore
National Enquirer-esque stories about the undead are hardly new ground and barelyworth commenting on. What is noteworthy is the way they've been hammering away at it. Over the past fortnight it's been on the front cover at least half a dozen times, probably more.
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| Although, to be fair, fuck all else was going on during this time |
